Giddy the Goose Outfit, Maple Guard
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Put your resident goose on patrol with this playful police-themed porch goose outfit, a mix-and-match ensemble that turns a standard-size garden statue into a charming “protector” for porches, patios, and pathways. The cap, sunglasses, handcuffs, and “Guard Goose on Duty” sign create an instantly recognizable uniform look, while lightweight fabric-and-plastic pieces slip on and off with ease for quick theme changes. Designed for outdoor display, this fun addition brings personality to your garden decor and smiles to every arrival, making it a whimsical porch goose outfit and a delightful garden gift for friends, neighbors, or anyone who loves a little curbside character.
- Police-uniform themed porch goose outfit includes cap and outfits
- Mix-and-match pieces designed to fit standard-size porch goose statues with easy on/off dressing
- Lightweight fabric and plastic construction supports quick styling and everyday handling
- Suited for outdoor display on porches, patios, and pathways as personality-packed garden decor
- A fun, giftable novelty that makes a memorable garden gift for homeowners and collectors
Details & Dimensions
Details & Dimensions
Size: 8"W x 5.5"H x 1.2"D
Shipping & Return Info
Shipping & Return Info

